random weirdness

Best quotes, in my opinion:

Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is rainbows. this cannot be natural...we all know, this is not something that happened twenty years ago...

We as a nation have got to ask ourselves what the hell is going on.

Make sure and watch "the spike" at the end.

Leaving aside the (in my opinion) sorta sappy music, and the (pretty low-key) corporate sponsorship, this made me quite happy.

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

Check out the site wherethehellismatt.com for more details.

You decide.

For some context, see the Wikipedia article on the turbo-encabulator.

Emo Lincoln, originally uploaded by Joe D!.

...this had me in stitches. Thank you boingboing.

Thank you to Nothing to do with Arbroath.

Pulp Fiction, as performed by the King's Men. This was my favorite passage:

J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!
I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',
Of Marsellus Wallace!
B: He is dark.
J: Aye, and what more?
B: His head is shaven bald.
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: What?
JULES strikes and BRETT cries out
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: Nay!
J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?

Thank you again Boing Boing.

In retrospect, my parents were not child abusers because they did not buy me this crap, but merely...not insane.