myspace

My MySpace profile is an absurd joke. It's barely worth looking at, frankly. So the sort of spam-bot that does screen-scraping of profiles in order to send "personalized" messages just produces ridiculous results. Case in point:

Hey Drat

How's it goin? I am new to this Myspace thing.. I was just browsing my local area and I found your profile. I think you're cute and I like your style (my style...hahahahahahahaha) ;). I just moved to around the Rggggghsdnn area for work about 2 weeks ago. That's why I'm on the web cuz I dunno anyone around here lol.

My name is Kristy 21/F.. lookin for a guy I can be comfortable around so I'm kinda into older men (sweet!). I just signed up not too long ago so my profile on here sux.. I know..lol. I have pics and a bio on my homepage blog at - UmmExcuseYou.com (hey babe, nice dye job in the first picture on the bottom row...or is that a different person?).

Talk to ya soon,
Kristy

p.s. I also wrote you a personal message on my homepage blog ;)

I wonder what sort of message a lusty young lady from Rggggghsdnn would put for little ole' me on her homepage blog? I can't wait to see.