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It makes me feel as though I actually give a crap about having a web site, you know?

Anyways, why create content when others are doing such a good job of it?

This is one of the funniest and strangest and most disturbing things I've read in a long time.

Same with those mindless teenyboppers who go to the Hickory Farms store, and then take double samples of fruitcake and cheeselog, you warn them that they will be charged with a felony(grand theft), and that if they attempt to fight and run, they will be, unfortunately, first tazered, and if they continue to resist violently with intent to maim, then wounded.