New Roommates

I've been looking for some new roommates, 'cause the old ones were getting tiresome, and a found a few. Unfortunately, I've realized too late after doing some accounting that they are costing me more than my previous roommates! They don't seem to work, they eat a lot (and for some reason expect me to feed them), they sleep during the day, and they run around in the apartment at night, with no regard for my sleep schedule.

I even caught one trying to drink out of the toilet last night. Is that sick or what?

I was able to snap some pictures of them playing with a cockroach (gross!) and I figure I can use it to blackmail them into paying me some rent (see below). Although--I know it sounds kinda twisted, but hear me out--I figured out this scheme to get one of them sterilized without her knowing. Ha!